7th July 2012 - 3:13 am

How to find that perfect husband in college

coketalk:

I love this so much.

I love this because yes, it is real. (It doesn’t matter whether it’s satire. It’s real.)

I love this because when I read it, I can hear the syrupy-sweet voice of the fruit loop who wrote it.

I love this because people who think this way often get exactly what they wish for, and good for them if that makes them happy.

I love this because Republicans have to come from somewhere.

I love this because I got the fuck out of that part of the world.

I love this because it’s not me.

I just love this.

 Cheers to escaping undergrad without your MRS.